Two roads diverged in a wood, and I-

rrrowr:

queerly-it-is:

rrrowr:

queerly-it-is:

#LOOKS LIKE TWINS WHERE ONE IS WATCHING THE OTHER GET READY TO GO TO A PARTY #A PARTY TO WHICH THE LATTER IS TAKING A DATE #A DATE THAT IS NOT THE FORMER TWIN #~QUIET UNSPOKEN JEALOUSY~ (via rrrowr)

OMG RO, do not tease me with Peter twincest and then not deliver. I NEED DETAILS OKAY.

OH IF YOU INSIST. Let’s say that the top twin is Adam (as that is the actual name of the character we’re looking at) and the bottom gif is Peter. They really have this whole Biblical thing going on with the names, don’t they?

Peter is as we expect him to be and as we’ve come to know him — fairly self interested but capable of pretending he isn’t — but Adam loves him anyway. Can hardly avoid it with the way Peter draws people in with his smooth charm. It’s an affect that Adam can take on too, when it suits him. It used to be a thing they did together — wooing, seducing, manipulating in tandem. Adam had only faltered when he realized where his affections truly were. 

“Where are you going tonight?” Adam asks.

“As if you don’t know. There’s a banquet at Town Hall and the Hales need to make a showing,” Peter replies as he slides a pair of gel slicked fingers through his hair. “Naturally, I should be the one to go.”

Adam watches as Peter washes his hands — watches as Peter arranges his bow tie and tugs his jacket tighter around his waist. It’s been a while since Peter last wore this particular suit, and he’s grown since then. When Peter neatly slides the buttons into place, the jacket fits snugly but not too, folding easily around the firm muscle of his back. Peter straightens out the lapels as he turns to Adam, giving him a look that invites an opinion.

“You should shave,” Adam suggests. Peter’s facial hair is a thin shadow against his skin, sliding all the way down to the sharp cut of his collar.

“And look like a baby? That’s sure to draw in the ladies,” Peter drawls, rolling his eyes as he turns away. “You’ve lost your touch.”

Adam looks down and admits to himself that Peter is probably right about that. If he still had the same allure as he once did — if he’d continued right alongside his brother, maybe Peter wouldn’t be leaving at all tonight.

YES GOOD.

And it’s not as if Adam waits up for him or anything, he hasn’t slipped into that kind of well of self-pity.

But when Peter comes home looking a little looser at the edges, not drunk but obviously not entirely sober either, Adam gets sidetracked again. He watches Peter pull at his tie until it’s a thin cord draped over his neck, a few open buttons showing the dip between his collar bones and inches of smooth skin.

“How was it?” he asks, as much to jolt himself out of the dangerous staring he’s doing as it is out of real curiosity.

Peter shrugs are he pulls the jacket off and slips it over a chair. “The usual forced family togetherness mixed with lackluster conversation with strangers,” he says, unbuttoning his cuffs and rolling his sleeves up. His hair’s a little less perfect than when he left, a few strands catching the light, a curl falling onto his forehead.

Adam tells himself it’s not relief that’s expanding like warm foam inside his chest. Just like it’s not lust that’s guiding his eyes across the tendons of Peter’s forearms. “Pity. Maybe next time there’ll be something to catch your eye.”

Peter cuts him a glance. “Talia asked after you. I explained you were busy brooding. She’s expecting both of us for lunch next week, if you can drag yourself out of your slump for a few hours.”

He drops himself with a careless kind of grace into the armchair across from Adam, and it’s a struggle to keep his gaze. Peter’s always had a dangerous kind of awareness, like a reflex held at bay by only the smallest twitch.

Adam wonders what he sees in the not-quite mirror of his face, all those subtle differences people are always so keen to point out, to latch onto and hold up like bricks in a dividing wall.

Not for anything like the first time, Adam wants to tear the wall and all the space around it down, just dust and tatters and trampled conformity before he finally, finally gets the one thing he genuinely wants.

Instead he sits, stews in the unfairness of it, and thinks how much longer.

“Why do you still go?” Adam asks, gesturing broadly. “To the parties and the banquets and the functions… You don’t think we’re too old for that now?”

“Is that why you stopped?” Peter parrots, sounding remarkably as if he’s been wondering at Adam’s reasons. “We haven’t even hit thirty yet. We’re in our prime! We should be going out together, enjoying ourselves. Drinking, eating, fucking, falling in—” Peter’s tirade abruptly halts as he grimace. “Okay maybe not that last one.”

“I could be okay with that last one,” Adam dares to say — a soft confession as he looks at Peter.

Peter sucks at his teeth and looks around him for the decanter of whiskey they keep near the lounge chairs. He pinches two glasses from the lower shelving, and after pouring two healthy servings, offers one to Adam.

“To drinking, eating, fucking, and falling in love, then,” Peter says, tilting his glass toward Adam for a toast. “Go out with me next time.”

FYI, I hate everyone in this bar right now.

(Source: laney-cakes)

someones-in-the-teen-wolf:

colormotions:

“Allison, your taste is bad and you should feel bad.”

itsalldick:

#ACRYIHNG #au where lydia and peter are the hosts of what not to wear

I would watch the SHIT out of this 

I firmly believe that once Peter got his Tom Riddle on with Lydia in S2 he was relieved to find out what strong fashion sense she had.

(Source: hushthenoise)

roseandthebeast:

roseandthebeast:

…. do yourself a favor and just watch that last gif for a while. a long while.

#…Peter making Stiles jerk off for him yes? #Peter Hale is awesome because he is unrepentantly evil (via wolfbad)

It works for me because Stiles can swear that Peter never touched him, and it isn’t exactly a lie.

Head canon ACCEPTED.

Peter had shoved his his against the cool bite of metal, his hand right between Stiles’ shoulders as his other had unzipped Stiles’ pants, had moved Stiles own hand to his crotch and Peter had drawn slightly back, hand a blazing imprint on his back.

Stiles got the memo.

(Source: dylanorly)

Ngl, I went to the Peter/Derek place.

And it was gr8.

(Source: angstpups)

tentoos:

#omfg #I bet that he made Lydia throw that party #just to get a chance to say that #like he literally sat in his charred skin cocoon for months #and pondered over what sassy thing he should say when he got revived #like his whole life was leading up to that moment 

*heart eyes*

wolfbad:

roseandthebeast:

verstehen1:

Okay, as much as I love Lydia’s “Hmmm… Well, okay!” here, like the Jackson/Isaac/Erica threesome thing, I gotta ask… is this Lydia or is this Peter?

SO MUCH CONFUSION. IF ONLY PEOPLE WOULD STOP USING OTHER PEOPLE’S BODIES WITHOUT PERMISSION.

… okay, while I still love the idea that Lydia was like “… OKAY!”, that Peter Hale might have been like YES DRAG QUEENS JUST WHAT I NEED FOR MY RESURRECTION BASH makes me want to fall over laughing and never get up because why.

So Peter’s idea of dramatic flair is a house party featuring teenagers, hallucinogens and Drag Queens…

Oh my gob, I feel so dumb rn.

Peter Hale, actually a perfect sentient being?

(Source: paralysedbeaver)

wolfbad:

agentotter:

teen wolf meme: seven quotes - “I was going to wait for dramatic flair but… when you look this good, why wait?”

Just a reminder that this is Peter Hale operating without dramatic flair. I repeat, this is Peter’s idea of no dramatic flair whatsoever. In other news, Peter Hale was once president of the Beacon Hills High glee club and also resident diva of its drama club.

Peter operates under the assumption that if there isn’t an audience #it doesn’t really count

It’s only cheating/illegal if you get caught!

What I love here is, besides the fact that it demonstrates how utterly theatrical Peter is down to his core, which is gr8, btw, a+++, would stan again, is.

The look on Derek’s face.

Underneath the horror of realizing his Uncle Peter is Scar, under the resounding bell toll of how wretched the life of Derek Hale is, yet again, sigh, is the look of resigned exasperation.

Because this is exactly how Peter has always acted, only with more homicide.

Basically Peter is a sociopathic late 30s werwolf Kurt Hummel.

(Source: sassyunclepeter)

agentotter:

magdalyna:

wolfbad:

magdalyna:

ravenspear:

“I got better.”

Peter Hale apologists —- did you forget?

Oh, my bad, he’s ‘Sassy Uncle Peter’, right?

I think my favorite thing about that last scene, which the gif misses, is that Peter seems confused about what it is that freaks Stiles out. He is just that blase about the whole killing thing that it takes him a moment to remember that murder/bodies freak most people out.

Precisely. He’s all ho hum, gotta get my laptop out from the trunk.

And you can see him recalibrate the situation in his head, from a mundane task - locating his nephew via Stiles’ help with the laptop to a more assessing endeavor - having his full attention on Stiles.

And he totally fails to comprehend the horror Stiles feels at “I got better” because OF COURSE he was just using her until he didn’t need her active participation anymore.

This moment purely illustrates that Peter is a sociopath.

This moment - more than anything else, I think - seals the deal on Stiles never, ever being able to trust him. Because Stiles knows what he’s capable of now.

This was totally the scene where I came to understand exactly how gone Peter’s moral compass was. Because there’s a point to which you can empathize with Peter for all the shit he’s been through, and then there’s this. I don’t think it’s okay to excuse anything he’s done — murdering his own niece, for instance, and not only biting Scott but also trying to force him to kill his own friends are just two really good examples of things that aren’t just unforgivable but also I think beyond comprehension for a sane person — but I was struck by the same thing here, that not only does he not feel even remotely remorseful about killing someone, he doesn’t even understand Stiles’ reaction. Which the reaction of a rational human being.

I totally get why people are frustrated with the “sassy Uncle Peter” thing. He is sassy. But Peter also scares the pants off me. I really wish they hadn’t brought him back to life, much as I love Ian Bohen and much as the character brings a lot of conflict and awfulness into the series, because I’m not good at dealing with like… spending an entire season in horrible tension waiting for him to sink a knife into my back. I’m not even that worried about Derek, because that fucker will heal and he’s used to everything bad ever happening to him. I’m literally afraid that Peter will like show up at my house between episodes and actually stab me personally in the back. Like that is the level of anxiety this character gives me. Why do I even watch this show. Also it just pisses me off in general when they spend an ENTIRE SEASON leading up to killing a bad guy, and they DEFEAT HIM AT LAST… and then he miraculously lives or is brought back to life or whatever. It kind of makes all that build-up come to nothing for me. Do it once, okay, I’m annoyed, do it TWICE and I’m ready to cut a bitch. (Is there any reason why Gerard couldn’t have just died right there on that warehouse floor? No. We spent a whole fucking season on that guy, okay, think up a new villain now plz.)

ANYWAY. Something I never noticed before with this scene is how in that last gif Stiles has his arm on Peter’s shoulder. WHAT IS THAT EVEN ABOUT. Was Dylan leaning on Ian between takes because they’re bros and he forgot to take his arm back or what? I think that’s the only choice I’ve ever seen Dylan make that I’d call a character break, because why would he want to get any closer to Peter at this point than he absolutely has to? He’s not exactly reflexively trying to haul Peter away from the body or anything. Weird.

There is no absolving him of his actions, though I’m willing to debate out of boredom how cognizant he was when he bit Scott. Fractured mind + Alpha surge of power? Laura was only dead maybe 8 hours tops.

I totally get your creepypasta reaction to Perter Hale and the frustration of dragging out a villain’s arc after he could reasonably be expected to stay dead. Personally I’m ok with Peter being back because I think it will be entertaining, in a schadenfreude kind of way.

As to the blocking, my take on it was they were already standing close and Stiles threw up his arms in the typical Stiles Flail and his arm kinda got boxed in by Peter’s shoulder? Like, where Peter’s shoulder just sort of absorbed the full movement/momentum of Stiles’ flaily muppet arms.  

(Source: nessterek)

wolfbad:

magdalyna:

ravenspear:

“I got better.”

Peter Hale apologists —- did you forget?

Oh, my bad, he’s ‘Sassy Uncle Peter’, right?

I think my favorite thing about that last scene, which the gif misses, is that Peter seems confused about what it is that freaks Stiles out. He is just that blase about the whole killing thing that it takes him a moment to remember that murder/bodies freak most people out.

Precisely. He’s all ho hum, gotta get my laptop out from the trunk.

And you can see him recalibrate the situation in his head, from a mundane task - locating his nephew via Stiles’ help with the laptop to a more assessing endeavor - having his full attention on Stiles.

And he totally fails to comprehend the horror Stiles feels at “I got better” because OF COURSE he was just using her until he didn’t need her active participation anymore.

This moment purely illustrates that Peter is a sociopath.

This moment - more than anything else, I think - seals the deal on Stiles never, ever being able to trust him. Because Stiles knows what he’s capable of now.

(Source: nessterek)