It is hard being me, because my psychosexual development through media can roughly be chronicled to look something like this:
Interview With A Vampire(and related sequels) —-> Silence of the Lambs(ditto) —-> Fight Club —-> Exquisite Corpse —-> a truly mind boggling array of explicit yaoi manga
So the thing I want most is the story where Peter and his protege (and lover) Derek kill people for funsies and they come across Stiles, whose dad is part of the investigation.
And at first it’s to scare the sheriff of this county they’ve found themselves in, because they’ve had to relocate a few counties over and Peter is bored.
But the note doesn’t go on the evidence board at the station(security systems in out of the way places are so easy to work around, especially their cameras), no, Stiles hides it in his room, and isn’t that interesting, Derek?
So they start following Stiles, this curious thing.
Because aside from that best friend, he doesn’t seem to have many close ties, likes to spend his time holed up in his room or out in the woods.
Peter decides they should take the chance, after a few weeks of careful watching. The bodies around the area are piling up, and Peter wants to play a game before they have to move on.
Derek is a little jealous, because this kid isn’t anything, should mean nothing to Peter - he’s killed with Peter, for Peter. Isn’t that more intimate than sex?
So let Peter toy with his food. Derek’s itching to be swallowed up in another city anyway.
Only, when Stiles tracks them from the note, like Peter had hoped for, he comes alone. Like they’d asked, and isn’t that interesting?