No. Just stop.
Sometimes I have shitty internet for a while and I don’t really get visually exposed to Dylan O’Brien, but I’m still reading fic. And then I come back to tumblr and I’m blown away all over again by how fandom and canon both attempt to make me believe that THIS GUY is a weedy little nerd. PSA: THIS IS A HUNK. HUNK ALERT. HUNKS FOR CHRISTMAS.
One of the things I can not, can NOT, suspend my disbelief for is the fact that Stiles is played by this dude.
Like, werewolves: Okie dokie!
Slytherin emo princes: Check!
Secret hunter & mentor society: Alrighty!
Stiles Stilinksi- little weedy nerd boy: NOPE.
Though for some fic it’s clearly how Stiles sees himself, whereas everyone else wants a piece of that.
It’s an interesting divide, between actor and character - one is tv attractive though TPTB try to mask that for narrative purposes while the other can’t be divorced from the actor’s body.
When we visually think of reboot Stiles we think of Dylan.
This is played out via height assumptions.
Dylan is 21, has an adult body. He might grow a couple inches before he hits 25, but we can assume he won’t really be taller than this.
Stiles is commonly thought to be 16, he’s also got a few more years of growth to go through.
WEREWOLF DROOL IS KY JELLY??????????
…I stuck between being finding this cute/funny/hilarious and going “WHY WOULD YOU LET FANDOM IN ON THIS INFORMATION?! DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU’VE DONE?!??”
If more people don’t use rimming as a form of prep after this my faith in internet perversion will be very shaken.
The Teen Wolf cast reads YOUR fan mail, and this time we learn that people find Dylan’s hands attractive: http://on.mtv.com/Z0NaxP
Uh, they juuuuust figured out hand kink exists?
can fratboy scott tag along?
This is everything I have ever wanted and more.
WEEPING EVERY SINGLE DAY UNTIL THIS EXISTS
THAT FIRST GIF IS NOT ALLOWED, JFC.
I have long been trying to get Dylan O’Brien to sit down and write with me. Sometimes I’ll harass him to help me come up with a funnier line. And most people know he gets in an ad-lib or two. But tonight, after he wrapped his acting work for the day, we actually sat down and wrote a scene together. We’ll see if fans can guess which one as it will show up in episode 306.
Jeff Davis (x)
He is the lovechild of Ten and a muppet.
No. Just stop. With your everything.
That time that….never mind, I can’t. NEVER MIND. WHAT? It’s cool, I’m fine, I’m good.
I have a Pavlovian response to leather now
But oh god, all I can think is that they’re in the exact same outfit here, which literally and demonstrably is one of Derek’s (someone has screencaps, don’t lie, YOU KNOW YOU DO AND YOU KNOW WHAT EPISODE HE WORE THIS IN), and all I can think is, “Oh shit, what if they do a bodyswap episode, only instead of everyone getting all mixed up with each other they just do a Being John Malkovich thing and everyone keeps getting dumped inside of Derek’s body? And so everyone has to spend some time living Derek’s terrible awful no-good very bad life, IS THAT WHY YOU’RE WEARING HIS CLOTHES, IS IT??”
All of it. No. The Being John Malkovich thing especially.
And then Scott gives Derek a hug.
JUST LEAVE ME HERE TO DIE.
Halp. I have an O’Brosey problem and I can’t get up.
*claws at my own face*
Oh dear sweet chocolate christ on bicycle, kill me now.
I just want all the threesome fic. Teen Wolf or RPS I don’t care.
I what. No. No. I literally can not. Right now. I have forgotten what I can’t. I just know that I can’t, whatever it is. Possibly rationalism?
RAISE YOUR HAND IF YOU FEEL PERSONALLY VICTIMIZED BY THIS.